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Quit Fooling, Mom. What’s Really Going On?

humor [1]My children were really amusing me. And I mean that with the utmost sarcasm.

“Who’s coming over?” one asked.

“No one,” I said.

“Then why are you doing that?”

“What do you mean? I do this all the time!” I said.

“Oh, we’re having company?” chimed in another.

“No!” I said firmly.

“Yeah, right. Who is it?” asked the first child.

What was I doing to elicit such a response from my children?

Vacuuming!

-Mary, mother of 4