When I was a kid, I got in trouble almost daily. I often was sent home from school with notes from the teacher, informing my parents about my latest crimes. One day, I had to deliver a note to my parents from my fifth grade teacher that stated I was constantly disrupting her class and bothering the teacher. My dad looked at me and said, “So, Bud, why are you bothering the teacher?”
I passionately proclaimed my innocence: “Dad, it isn’t ME who bothers the teacher. It’s the kids that go up to her and TELL on me that are bothering her!”
-Bud, father of triplets
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